Monday, July 30, 2007

The Barron Lays Down The Law

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html

Good news everyone! Barron Hilton is taking the 2.4 billion he is estimated to earn from the sale of the Hilton corporation, and donating it to charity. (no charity is not the name of the Barron's favorite hooker) This apparently means that Paris, and I assume the rest of the Hilton clan will lose out on a sizable inheritance. The Barron is apparently upset that the apple of his eye is nothing more than a mere drunken porno actress who now has a criminal record.
Maybe the Barron talked with Warren Buffet, who announced last year that he would give the lions share of his fast fortune to the Bill and Melinda gates foundation.
Anyway, good for him, I'm not sure what charities the Hilton Foundation will donate to, but I'm sure they will be able to do more good with it than Paris and the rest of the clan.
http://www.hiltonfoundation.org/

2 comments:

Eric said...

Do you think this means she's gonna have to, I don't know, get a FUCKING JOB?

I'm so fucking sick of how Paris is treated like such a strong, wonderful person because she did 23 days in jail.

Aaron said...

You are correct sir. but alas she will not have to get a regular job like the rest of us.