She Represents Us Well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLffEZa2cHY



Would someone please let all the over barring pageant moms out there know, that its not enough to just raise your pride and joy to wear so much make up, it would make the late Tammy Fay Messner do a double take. But they also need to have at least a 5th grade education. This little whorish trollop says more about the education system in this state than any pundit ever could. Pageants should be what they really are, beauty contests. I don't give a crap what theses little skanks would do to end world hunger. Pageants only need two competitions, lingerie and pole dancing. Anything else and it gives these girls a false sense of self worth.

The Barron Lays Down The Law

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html

Good news everyone! Barron Hilton is taking the 2.4 billion he is estimated to earn from the sale of the Hilton corporation, and donating it to charity. (no charity is not the name of the Barron's favorite hooker) This apparently means that Paris, and I assume the rest of the Hilton clan will lose out on a sizable inheritance. The Barron is apparently upset that the apple of his eye is nothing more than a mere drunken porno actress who now has a criminal record.
Maybe the Barron talked with Warren Buffet, who announced last year that he would give the lions share of his fast fortune to the Bill and Melinda gates foundation.
Anyway, good for him, I'm not sure what charities the Hilton Foundation will donate to, but I'm sure they will be able to do more good with it than Paris and the rest of the clan.
http://www.hiltonfoundation.org/

Paris, Belle Of The Cell

Not much to talk about today, but the prospect of Paris Hilton going to jail for a few weeks makes me happy. Not sure why though. Not even certain she will ever see the inside of a cell, with all of the lawyers I'm sure she has working on this case. I believe jail, even a country club type jail would do this little trollop some good. She will at least get a delousing that I'm sure is badly needed. Her mom made a spectacle of herself in court Friday, (maybe if she had raised her instead of the army of Nanny's that could not controll her, this would not be Paris' predicament). Oh to be a fly on the wall of the jail for the 4 weeks or so she will be incarcerated. Paris of course will be allowed to report to jail on a date decided on by the court, I have a feeling that had that been me in front of the judge I would not have been granted the same luxury. (In fact I probaley would have gotten a few cracks about the head with the night stick just for good measure as they were dragging me out of the court room.) This gives her time to hit the weights and bulk up. Because like Scruffy the janitor on Futurerama said "I've been to jail, you can make sangria in the toilet, of course it's shanked or be shanked". And with her being skin and bones the likelihood of hitting a major organ is pretty high. So Paris good luck, welcome to the club, take your medicine. And for once in your life take responsibility for you actions like us the little people have to.