Thompson

Well it looks like Fred Thompson is going to throw his hat in ring after all. But is he in it to win it, or just to steer the debate back to the right and away from the center? We shall soon see.

Lets Keep Our Fingers Crossed

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070515/ap_on_re_us/jerry_falwell;_ylt=AntUdxrtDLfqAA2SPTyi08AE1vAI

A special place in Hell is being prepared as I write this for Jerry Falwell. The former leader of the so called Moral Majority and president of Liberty University was found unresponsive this morning and has been hospitalized. Lets just hope that his final moments on earth are painful and filled with terror.

Smoking

Smoking can cause cancer, heart problems, respiratory problems, Stroke, heart attack, and emphysema. Some smokers also have to get limbs amputated. Stopping smoking now could save your life. Smokers who stop could gain weight and become obese.

Obesity can cause cancer, heart problems, respiratory problems, stroke, heart attack, and emphysema. Some obese people can also get diabetes and have to get limbs amputated. Stopping the consumption of food now could save your life. Obese people who stop eating could become emaciated.

Emaciation can cause cancer, heart problems, respiratory problems, stroke, heart attack, and emphysema. some emaciated people could contract gangrene and have to have limbs amputated. Starting to smoke now could save your life.

The Only Decent Modern Day Politician

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer

It was 20 years that R. Budd Dwyer, the state treasurer of Pennsylvania got caught with his hand in the cookie jar to the tune of about $300,000 and was facing 55 years in prison on bribery charges. On January 22 1987 Budd called a press conference where he pronounced his innocence by pulling a .357 magnum out of a manila envelope, placing the barrel in is mouth, and pulling the trigger. (This was fatal by the way.) This was shown on live TV throughout the state of Pennsylvania, and was the inspiration for the song "Hey Man Nice Shot" by the band Filter in 1995.

Budd should be a model for all current and future politicians. He knew he was guilty and did the right thing. There are a lot of guilty politicians in power today, (all of them) but non have the guts to do the right thing by turning their skull into a bloody pile of bone and brain matter on live TV.

Freedom Of Scorch

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55610

Something Troubling about this. Both in the fact that he wants burn the flag, and that he isn't allowed to. We need to keep an eye on this case, as it could have dramatic ramifications on free speech.

Paris, Belle Of The Cell

Not much to talk about today, but the prospect of Paris Hilton going to jail for a few weeks makes me happy. Not sure why though. Not even certain she will ever see the inside of a cell, with all of the lawyers I'm sure she has working on this case. I believe jail, even a country club type jail would do this little trollop some good. She will at least get a delousing that I'm sure is badly needed. Her mom made a spectacle of herself in court Friday, (maybe if she had raised her instead of the army of Nanny's that could not controll her, this would not be Paris' predicament). Oh to be a fly on the wall of the jail for the 4 weeks or so she will be incarcerated. Paris of course will be allowed to report to jail on a date decided on by the court, I have a feeling that had that been me in front of the judge I would not have been granted the same luxury. (In fact I probaley would have gotten a few cracks about the head with the night stick just for good measure as they were dragging me out of the court room.) This gives her time to hit the weights and bulk up. Because like Scruffy the janitor on Futurerama said "I've been to jail, you can make sangria in the toilet, of course it's shanked or be shanked". And with her being skin and bones the likelihood of hitting a major organ is pretty high. So Paris good luck, welcome to the club, take your medicine. And for once in your life take responsibility for you actions like us the little people have to.

BJU Pervert

http://greenvilleonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070502/NEWS01/305020002/1004/NEWS01

I believe this man is just a small example of the depravity that goes on behind the iron gates at BJU. What kind of shameful perversions are these people feeding the students of the upstate? Of course I will need to see these pictures before I can truly pass judgement on this perverted, dangerous sex maniac. (I've always wondered what kind taste the average BJU student has in neked women.) Another observation, as I was traveling to the grocery store along east north behind the campus, I noticed something strange. The barbed wire on the top of the fence in the back of the campus is angled inward. On a fence set up like this, barbed wire can be installed one of three ways, angled on both side to keep people from crossing either side, angled outward to prevent someone from coming in, or angled inward to keep people from getting out. let me say this one more time, the barbed wire on the top of the fence in the back of the campus is angled inward, as if to keep people from escaping. Just an observation. Jesus is crying today.