Is The Fix In?

Man, I don’t think Hilary has been spanked like she was in the South Carolina primary since that steamy night in Arkansas when Bill finally got his sausage stinky inside her leathery inflamed labia.

I have to say I was surprised, not that Obama won, but his margin of victory. Hopefully this momentum will follow him to Super Tuesday.

Florida is another matter, it is estimated that over 40,000 votes have already been cast, most of them I would imagine for Clinton. I haven’t seen any raw numbers from Florida, hopefully there are still a good number of uncommitted voters down there who will use the SC victory as a factor and give Obama the win.

Of course this is Florida and as we know from recent history, the citizens can be, to put in as nice of words as I can, MORONIC F#&%ING IDIOTS WHO WOULDN’T KNOW THEIR HEAD FROM THEIR ASS MUCH LESS FIGURE OUT HOW TO PROPERLY CAST A BALLET.

With that said I hope the Obama camp has plenty of pole observers and some good lawyers on retainer, because Clinton has to win Florida, and I’m sure she will do anything to do just that.

Decisions

I’m not sure what I will do for the primaries. My options are; to vote against Huckabee in the Republican primary, or to vote against Clinton and Edwards in the Democratic primary, or try to commit voter fraud and vote in both. The two parties have made the third option very viable this year by splitting up the dates in which the contests will be held. And considering most polling places are ran by our beloved senior citizen brigade of volunteers, it is very conceivable that I could get away with it.

We don’t have to register party affiliation in South Carolina. And I have always felt that we as voters should be able to vote in both parties’ primaries. And why shouldn’t we? Unfortunately we have only a two party system. By saying you can only vote in one primary, what it tells me is I only have about a fifty percent interest in who should be president. If I was a Republican and I knew that the Democrats had a better chance at winning the general election why wouldn’t I want to have my say about who would do a better job. And the same goes for Democrats.

As a member of the Bull-Moose party, I know that my write in candidate has no chance of winning, So I should at least have some say in what the out come will be. And the primaries are the only chance I have.

The Republican Mess

Just about all of the Republican candidates seem to be positioning themselves as the left of center alternative to the Democrats, if that makes any sense. The only chance the Grand Old Party has at retaining the White House is to nominate the most conservative among them. If not, then you have the prospect of some kook third party splitting the vote.

I believe we might be looking at a repeat of 92 if anyone but Thompson gets the nomination. He is not afraid to say, elect me and I will steer this ship back to the right. Thompson seems to be the only candidate that actually takes the same positions of the party platform on issues of immigration, lower taxes, cutting spending, and limiting the power of the federal government.

If you close your eyes and listen to the other candidates and knew nothing about them you might think they were running for the Democratic nomination. I actually saw a quote from a democratic strategist that suggested McCain was the strongest liberal voice in the race. Romney seems to be the bait and switch candidate, his rhetoric changes based on his audience. My god the man was elected as a Republican in Massachusetts. As far as I can tell a Massachusetts Republican is still to the left of Joseph Stalin. Huckabee might be the only white Baptist preacher who is liberal. His favorite political power is the power to tax. But come on, after 12 years of “Dubya” do we really want an ordained Baptist preacher in the white house? Giuliani wants to take my guns away from me, so he should not be allowed to even breath the same air as us, much less be elected president.

Fred Thompson appears to be the most fiscally conservative of the bunch. Like I said before, it's a choice between the lesser of (in this case) 5 evils.

Cease Fire?

Clinton has suggested a truce in verbal lynching of Obama. My question is; why are the democrats (including those of color) dead set against a black man ascending to the highest office in the land? For the past fifty years the Dems have preached equality and civil rights but it seems a bit harder to practice what they preach.

I think the problem is, Obama is not playing by their rules, not towing the party (read: Hillary) line. No matter how much they take the lash to him so he will say his name is “Toby”, he just keeps trucking right along saying no, no, my name is Obama. He is rising above the silly games of the Clintons, and their field bosses.

Now please don’t get me wrong, I still think his message and his policy is a load of crap. But my job is to pick the lesser of two evils. And as far as a race between Clinton and Obama goes, Obama is a ton less evil then Clinton. And judging by her actions, if Clinton was to be elected it would set race relations and civil rights back at least 100 years.

Klinton Inkorperated

It seems the Klintons have gotten their hoods and sheets out of winter storage. Over the past couple of days they have denigrated Obama because of Hillary Klintons comments about Lyndon Johnson having more impact during the civil rights struggle than Martin Luther King.

When I read between the lines of what she said, what I heard was "Only a white Democrat can allow African Americans to have equality". What it also says (and this is what I have Know for a while) is they want to have African Americans in the party, as long as they "know their place". They will let you have some positions of power but don't try to reach the top or we will try our best to crush you.

But that is what the Democrats have been preaching for decades, " vote for us, don't try to better yourself, just let us take care of you".

At least now the people of America know what the Klintons are really about, pure unadulterated racism. Go Obama.

Kerry

John Kerry all but assured Clinton will get the nod yesterday by endorsing Obama. This tragic blow to Obama means he must win and win big in South Carolina and through out to have a chance at the nomination.

The Debate/R-Kelly

Only caught bits and pieces of the debate, I had to run house lights at the BLC for the R-Kelly concert. I am disappointed that he didn’t do his sonnet "Trapped In A Closet"; if you haven’t seen the video I highly recommend it. Other than that not much of a show to speak of.

I'll try to catch the repeat of the debate on the movin picture box tonight. If anyone else caught it, tell me what you thought.

OK here's what happend..........

I think what happened in New Hampshire was a combination of two things. The first thing is, Madam Clinton's staged crying outburst had some affect on New Hampshire's women folk. Second, the people of New Hampshire got tired of every news organization telling them who they were going to vote for. New Hampshireites have always had a long history of delusional thinking, by telling themselves that they are politically important. The reality is of course.....they're not. There importance is manufactured by the date they hold the primary. They are first. So yes every chump with presidential aspirations will be seen shaking hands with every person at every diner in the state.

The real primaries will start in my state of South Carolina and the Union strong hold of Michigan. I also don't by this crap that the nominees of both parties will not be decided until the conventions. This is just wishful thinking by the media.

I think both parties will see a clear front runner by the time Super Tuesday rolls around. But that does not mean that the "also rans" will give up, especially on the Republican side. It's still realistically a 5 way race there. For the Dems it looks like a two way race between Clinton and Obama.

Right now the only prediction I can make is that Edwards will throw his support toward Obama when he runs out of money, which should be just after the South Carolina fight.

I'm hoping that my partner in political philosophy Jeff and my self can make it to a number of candidate speaking engagements during the run up to the SC primary. If so, we will give you full reports.

Let the games begin
Ma halo.

I'M BACK BABY!!!!!!!!

In the immortal words of Bostons Tom Schultz, "it's been such a long time".

Just a few scribblings on Iowa.

No matter what your political leanings are, you have to say that it was a great day for our country when Obama took the "hawkeye cauci". Hopefully he will be able to dodge the Clinton war machine and keep up the momentum.

This year I will take a different approach to the election. I will work more toward keeping certain people out of the Oval Office as opposed to trying to to put someone in. The candidates in question are, Clinton, Huckabee, and Edwards. I feel that these three would do the most damage to our great country and should be stopped in the primaries.

But more on that later. The picture will be a little more clearer this Wednesday.

It's great to be back. Lets cut through these plastic little politicians like Ghengis Khan!