Showing posts with label Global Warming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Global Warming. Show all posts

Friday, July 20, 2007

UH OH There on to me.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290066,00.html

Just when I thought I was going to be able to retire early congress steps in to foil me. My plan was to get in on the carbon offset credit industry while it is still in it's infancy. Then under cut my competitors, drive them out of business, and rule the world. This is better than any ponzi scheme that I've seen to date. Here is the jest of it; stupid people give you money, you give them a document stating that because of the trees that will be "planted" their carbon foot print will be erased, you leave with said money, stupid people filled with smugness and false sense self worth.

Of course carbon offsets are just for the rich and powerful, the rest of us are expected to change our life styles to the point of going back to the cave and living life like a neanderthal.
It's starting to look like an inconvenient truth is really just a bunch of convenient lies.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Must Be That Global Warming

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070705/ap_on_re_us/heat_wave;_ylt=AoCHVQiq0Scie29_FoyDVDUE1vAI

It's The middle of summer, and out west in the middle of the desert it's hot. This is obviously more evidence of the global warming. There is no other explanation. Let us all pray that the global warming does not bring snow to the north east this winter. The horror, the horror.

In other global warming news, it seems Al Gore Jr has a taste for the pot. He also figured out how to make a Toyota Prius do over 100 miles per hour.
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22025216-663,00.html