Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

So When Can I Start Making Fun Of President Huggy Bear?

Would someone please let me know when the moratorium on making fun of President Huggy Bear (or Shaft, or Link from The Mod Squad I still have yet to decide) is over? I have a lot of material to get of my chest. Sooner or later this guy is going to need to be knocked off his pedestal. So far though he still seems to be off limits. Since he was elected I have yet to hear one joke from the late night shows or any other comedian. What is going on? Is this man some kind of sacred cow that cannot be touched? please don't tell me they think they are going to get 4 years of mileage out of Bush/McCain/Palin jokes. It reminds me of the Muslims who want to behead people for any mention of Muhammad. No matter what you may think of the man, messiah, savior, the one, he is still just a politician. Which means he is a few links lower than a child rapist on the food chain of life. Or, are they scared? After the whole Imus fiasco of 2007, the last thing, Letterman, Leno, or Stewart want is to have to kiss the bare asses of Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton on live TV.

More importantly, will the subjects be able to tell the emperor that he wears no clothes? When he does fuck up will the media report it? Or is this guy gonna get a free pass for the next four years? So far it's looking like it's gonna be a long honeymoon. But sooner or later, we are gonna have to pull out, wipe up, rip the bag off her head, and look the girl we picked up at closing time at the bar in the eye. And her taxi is not showing up for 4 more years. And guys as we all know this can be awkward.