Showing posts with label Bull Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bull Shit. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Worst President Since Carter


Obama has so far been a failure of gargantuan proportions. From the lies about creating and saving jobs, the wasteful continuation of the previous administrations bailouts of GM and Chrysler that resulted in both of them going into bankruptcy, the defending of a man who refused to show a police officer proper ID when asked (try that next time you get stopped by the police and see what happens to you.). But that’s Ok, he was a Harvard man and the cop should have known better, the utterly disgusting wasteful spending with the so-called financial recovery. And of course Obama Care. Under the Obama Care plan you will be required at the point of a gun to either opt in to the Government controlled health plan or buy private health insurance. Don’t believe me? Just try and refuse to pay the $1500 fine you will be assessed at tax time if you don’t.


The Obama voters in this country are slowly getting what they want with this health plan, the complete and total take over of their lives by the government. The Obama administration and the socialist, progressive left in general really do believe the people of this country are just dumb rubes who cannot take care of themselves and that they are the only ones who can decide what is best for us. From what kind of cars we drive, the way we heat and cool our homes, how we handle our heath care needs and the list just gets bigger everyday.


Our country deserves better then this community organizer. I would rather have a president who stutters but speaks common sense then this man who speaks lies and bullshit so eloquently. It’s time for the people of this country to stand up say the emperor wears no clothes.

Monday, February 4, 2008

No Soup For You Tuesday

Tomorrow is the Super Bowl for political junkies. I’m still not convinced we will know whom the nominees are going to be come Wednesday morning. But it’s going to be fun watching the talking heads in the media cream their pants trying to figure out whom the frontrunner will be.

According to a friend of mine who keeps up with the polls more than I do California is totally up in the air. This is not surprising of course. This is the biggest of battle ground states. http://www.usaelectionpolls.com/2008/california.html

According to some polls I have looked at Clinton and Obama are in a statistical dead heat. And on the Republican side Romney has a slight edge. In both cases it looks like it will come down to the undecided voters.

I still remain hopeful that we will be swallowed up by a black hole between now and November, so that we may be spared the indignity of having to choose between two idiots who want control of our great nuclear arsenal.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Is The Fix In?

Man, I don’t think Hilary has been spanked like she was in the South Carolina primary since that steamy night in Arkansas when Bill finally got his sausage stinky inside her leathery inflamed labia.

I have to say I was surprised, not that Obama won, but his margin of victory. Hopefully this momentum will follow him to Super Tuesday.

Florida is another matter, it is estimated that over 40,000 votes have already been cast, most of them I would imagine for Clinton. I haven’t seen any raw numbers from Florida, hopefully there are still a good number of uncommitted voters down there who will use the SC victory as a factor and give Obama the win.

Of course this is Florida and as we know from recent history, the citizens can be, to put in as nice of words as I can, MORONIC F#&%ING IDIOTS WHO WOULDN’T KNOW THEIR HEAD FROM THEIR ASS MUCH LESS FIGURE OUT HOW TO PROPERLY CAST A BALLET.

With that said I hope the Obama camp has plenty of pole observers and some good lawyers on retainer, because Clinton has to win Florida, and I’m sure she will do anything to do just that.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

OK here's what happend..........

I think what happened in New Hampshire was a combination of two things. The first thing is, Madam Clinton's staged crying outburst had some affect on New Hampshire's women folk. Second, the people of New Hampshire got tired of every news organization telling them who they were going to vote for. New Hampshireites have always had a long history of delusional thinking, by telling themselves that they are politically important. The reality is of course.....they're not. There importance is manufactured by the date they hold the primary. They are first. So yes every chump with presidential aspirations will be seen shaking hands with every person at every diner in the state.

The real primaries will start in my state of South Carolina and the Union strong hold of Michigan. I also don't by this crap that the nominees of both parties will not be decided until the conventions. This is just wishful thinking by the media.

I think both parties will see a clear front runner by the time Super Tuesday rolls around. But that does not mean that the "also rans" will give up, especially on the Republican side. It's still realistically a 5 way race there. For the Dems it looks like a two way race between Clinton and Obama.

Right now the only prediction I can make is that Edwards will throw his support toward Obama when he runs out of money, which should be just after the South Carolina fight.

I'm hoping that my partner in political philosophy Jeff and my self can make it to a number of candidate speaking engagements during the run up to the SC primary. If so, we will give you full reports.

Let the games begin
Ma halo.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Rock And Roll Hall Of Crap

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070928/ap_en_mu/music_rock_hall_3;_ylt=AuvLGVO4o2dJSNRC07CxVkIE1vAI


Just in case anyone still believes that the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is still relevant, this years list of nominees should convince everyone otherwise.

Afrika Bambaataa, The Dave Clarke Five, The Ventures, Leonard Cohen and even Chic I do not have a problem with. But Madonna, John Cougar Mellencamp, The Beastie Boys and Donna Summer?

I say burn the place to the ground and build a Wal-Mart on the site of the hall of fame. It would be a more fitting tribute for today's music industry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

The Dooms Day Device

I wonder if GW Bush will show the next president how to use the dooms day box he has in the oval office? Huh? Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about? Well apparently according to some people I have heard on that great voice of freedom Air America, GW has a device that can pretty much allow him to cause any kind of disaster anywhere on the planet. Some name less drone on some name less Air America program informed the host and the 5 or 6 other people that listen, that hurricane Katrina, was a man made disaster caused by the Bush administration, and the WTC Disaster was caused by unmanned remote control drones that were controlled from the situation room at the white house. The great thing was that the host did'nt bat an eye, and said something about doing her own research into this.

That got me wondering about the events of the last few days. If the left concedes that the bush administration is intelligent enough to come up with technology that can produce a class 5 hurricane, and instruments that can fly commercial jets into buildings, what about destroying bridges and causing earthquakes that collapse coal mines? or mind control? No one would believe that an armed man would walk on to a college campus an open fire without provocation. It must be some kind of mind control set upon us by Bush. Wild Fires out west? a clandestine death ray sent up by NASA at the behest of the bush administration. (this of course explains the last space shuttle "accident", can't leave any witnesses that might talk)

People of America, please remember this when you go to the pols next year. Not only or you electing the next president, but you are also apparently electing the next super villain along the lines of Lex Luther or Magneto.

Come on people. I'll admit I like a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, but the stuff I'm hearing and reading these days goes beyond rational even for me.

Our government can't even get a road paved correctly so please don't tell me that this group of bumbling fools (right, and left of the isle) could accomplish anything on this kind of magnitude.
we need to remember that we no longer have the best and the brightest running our country. We have people like GW and Nancy Pelosi, people who are so inept that they have to be career politicians. They are qualified to do nothing else. We have a Senate armed services committee where 60% of the members have never served in the military. That alone should tell us what kind of people are "in charge".

So, I dont think we have to worry to much about man made hurricanes and remote control planes, there are many real things to worry about from our government.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Debate?

Didn't watch the debate last night, and according to the sound bites I heard didn't miss much. I was hoping for much more considering all the questions came from postings on YOUTUBE. Like a bunch of jack asses slamming there testicles on hand rails as they try to slide there skateboards down it. Maybe next time. A quick check of the transcript shows that a lot of the questions, no matter how they were worded ask the same thing "what are you going to do for me exactly?" Most of them were softball stump speech material, and I'm sure that they were hand picked by reps from each candidate. Oh well, it was a good try. Barak Hussine Obama needed a win last night night, but he seemed to have just left a lot of people confused. He didn't win, but the democratic party lost as a whole. Especially with the old folks. Your average Ma and Pa Kettle don't have the intranets box. So watching all these hoodlums on grainy Internet quality video might have rilled up the youth vote, (who by the way don't vote) but it didnt do much for the Social Security, salve wearing folks.

Friday, July 20, 2007

UH OH There on to me.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290066,00.html

Just when I thought I was going to be able to retire early congress steps in to foil me. My plan was to get in on the carbon offset credit industry while it is still in it's infancy. Then under cut my competitors, drive them out of business, and rule the world. This is better than any ponzi scheme that I've seen to date. Here is the jest of it; stupid people give you money, you give them a document stating that because of the trees that will be "planted" their carbon foot print will be erased, you leave with said money, stupid people filled with smugness and false sense self worth.

Of course carbon offsets are just for the rich and powerful, the rest of us are expected to change our life styles to the point of going back to the cave and living life like a neanderthal.
It's starting to look like an inconvenient truth is really just a bunch of convenient lies.